downbelow

[ebb]

When you are down below having a cup of herb tea, cosy and warm,  are you in the

SALON?
A salon is a place to have a makeover.   It is also a place where celebrities congregate for art's sake.   On the other hand, are you in the

SALOON?  
A saloon is a place where you go to drown your sorrows.   But it is also the First Class dining room on a passenger ship.

Where am I when I go below on 338?

[Scott Galloway]

Ebb,

It all depends on how much of what sort of liquid you are immersed in down there:

No liquid whatsoever - then it's the main salon.

Whisky up to your eyeballs - then it's a saloon.

Water up to your knees - then it's a bilge.

Water up to your eyeballs – then you are in Davy Jones's locker.